Swimwear

A bear hug. But for your butt. 

Don't miss out on a big warm hug.

Add to your cart and make these colourful swimmers a part of your summer wardrobe.

100% locally designed and made.

100% polyester material.

*Disclaimer - bear faces swimmers may cause bears to hug your butt.

 

$59.95 AUD

#checkoutmyeggplant.

You'll be ready to strut your stuff on the beach with these bad boys.

100% locally designed and made.

100% polyester material.

*Disclaimer - eggplant swimmers may cause an increase of eggplant in your diet.

$59.95 AUD

Struggling to explain what you're thinking?  Let these suggestive hand gestures do the work.

100% locally designed and made.

100% polyester material.

*Disclaimer - hand gestures swimmers do not make you a sign language expert.

 

$59.95 AUD

Don't you just love long, curved, juicy, bulging things?

This red, white and green greatness is waiting to be part of your summer wardrobe. 

100% locally designed and made.

100% polyester material.

*Disclaimer - do not place long, juicy, SPINEY objects near your eye. 
$59.95 AUD

We're all sorts for these allsorts.

These are the perfect swimmers for your beach visits.

100% locally designed and made.

100% polyester material.

*Disclaimer - liquorice allsorts swimmers may induce salivation.

 

$59.95 AUD

Juicier than juicy. Sweeter than sweet. Who won't wanna take a bite outta your peach? 

Go on … click the button for eternal happiness … click it …

100% locally designed and made.

100% polyester material.

*Disclaimer - comes with a swimwear eternal happiness guarantee.

$59.95 AUD

Just let the hands do the work with these hand gesture emoji shorts.

Perfect for a day on the beach or a session at the gym.

100% locally designed - Inner mesh lining and pockets

100% polyester material.

*Disclaimer - hand gestures do not make you a sign language expert.

$35.00 AUD

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